| satan: | let there be wifi passwords |
| satan: | let there be calories |
| satan: | let there be post limit |
| satan: | let there be swag |
| satan: | let there be crocs |
Baby, you know you’re judas and I’m your priest. Baby, what I got is not from the least. Bring it to the stage, in the rage, I’m a beast.
My tampon box has FAQ’s on it, & the first question is “Will wearing tampons affect my virginity?” Yes, yes it will. A tampon is just a small penis. When you put a tampon in, you’re actually having intercourse. Dumbasses….
Nothing I do is good enough for anyone. Giving my boyfriend my precious virginity…not good enough for him. Getting straight A’s…not good enough if they’re not all 100%. Putting up with the shit I go through just to love my boyfriend…not good enough. I guess I’m just…not good enough.
Everyone’s eyes are blue, and everyone’s mouth is dry. And nobody wants to die in Van Nuys, Van Nuys.
AND AFTER ALL YOU’RE MY WONDERWALLLLLLL
(Source: vicforprez, via lilmissmichelle)
